Department of Soft Things
SOFT THINGS
STRANGE COMPANY.
Department-issued comfort for unnecessarily difficult times.
Halloween / 001 Thirteen objects Limited civilian release
Seasonal Incidents / 001
Thirteen pieces.
Soft cotton. Limited civilian release.
Available until it disappears. U.S. shipping starting at $4.95.
Department Materials Division
The softest things
we could find.
We reviewed an unreasonable number of fabrics. These survived.
Softness ratings remain subject to Department review. Blankets are quoted at checkout.
We make soft things
for strange people.
Small seasonal releases.
Soft cotton.
Weird pieces.
No motivational quotes.
Internal memorandum
The Department believes in:
- Soft cotton. Two kinds, if you like options.
- Unreasonably soft blankets.
- Weird pieces.
- Small batches.
- Seasonal incidents.
- Questionable taste.
- Absolutely no motivational quotes.
About
A small office for unofficial identities.
The Department was established because everything is unnecessarily difficult. Make soft things. Strange drawings. Blankets with the seal and nothing else.
A soft spot for old illustrations, bad ideas, dark humor, and things that probably should not have been summoned.
Soft Things Strange Company.