Department of Soft Things
SOFT SHIRTS.
STRANGE COMPANY.
Seasonal objects for people with questionable taste.
Halloween / 001 Nine objects Limited issuance
Halloween Department / 001
Nine things have appeared.
A seasonal collection of soft shirts, strange drawings, and questionable decisions.
Available until it disappears.
We make soft things
for strange people.
Small seasonal releases.
Soft cotton.
Weird drawings.
No motivational quotes.
Internal memorandum
The Department believes in:
- Soft cotton.
- Weird drawings.
- Small batches.
- Seasonal obsessions.
- Questionable taste.
- Absolutely no motivational quotes.
About
A small office for unofficial identities.
Department of Soft Things makes seasonal shirts and strange objects for people who prefer their clothing slightly less normal.
Designed with a soft spot for old illustrations, bad ideas, dark humor, and things that probably should not have been summoned.
Soft shirts. Strange company.