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The Department

About

Department of Soft Things makes seasonal shirts and strange objects for people who prefer their clothing slightly less normal.

Designed with a soft spot for old illustrations, bad ideas, dark humor, and things that probably should not have been summoned.

Soft shirts. Strange company.

Internal memorandum

The Department believes in:

  • Soft cotton.
  • Weird drawings.
  • Small batches.
  • Seasonal obsessions.
  • Questionable taste.
  • Absolutely no motivational quotes.