Halloween Department now open · Authorized for civilian use.

The Department

A small office for unofficial identities.

The Department was established because everything is unnecessarily difficult. Make soft things. Strange drawings. Blankets with the seal and nothing else.

A soft spot for old illustrations, bad ideas, dark humor, and things that probably should not have been summoned.

Soft Things Strange Company.

Internal memorandum

The Department believes in:

  • Soft cotton. Two kinds, if you like options.
  • Unreasonably soft blankets.
  • Weird pieces.
  • Small batches.
  • Seasonal incidents.
  • Questionable taste.
  • Absolutely no motivational quotes.