FAQ

What is this?

A clothing department distributing comfort because life is already hard enough. Current issuance: Halloween / 001. Thirteen graphic tees, three cuts. The Materials Division is a separate pile: sherpa and minky blankets, Department seal only.

How do sizes work?

The shirts run small. Size up if you want a more relaxed fit. Two choices after the piece: cut, then cotton. Men’s and Women’s Standard are $34.99. Soft is $39.99 on those cuts — washed, heavier, a little boxy. Soft is unisex, even if you started from Women’s. Long sleeve Standard is $39.99. Long sleeve Soft is $44.99. You pick that here. The Department takes size, color, and the bag. This site stays open for the next piece. Pay once. Numbers are on the size chart. If a size is gone, it has been removed from circulation.

What does cheugy mean?

The Comfort Colors one. Broken-in on purpose. The Department does not make you take it, but it did put it on the menu.

When does it arrive?

Each object is printed after you pay, then shipped. Shirt shipping in the U.S. starts at $4.95, extras $2.40. Blankets are quoted at checkout. See Shipping for the rest.

What about the blankets?

Materials Division. Sherpa or minky. The Department seal, nothing else. You pick the size at checkout. They do not use the shirt shipping rate.

Can I return it?

See Returns. If the object arrived damaged or incorrect, we will sort it out.